Listen to me everyone! I have a bullhorn so you have to, whether you want to or not! Never mind there is no need for the thing because there are only ten of us here, it looks better for the photo op! I have to start stumping early for the next mayoral election! GOD! I love the sound of my own voice! I am SO MUCH better than all of you! Oh yeah, I HATE JOCKS! I get to say that I am going to murder Police officers (which I intend to do) and these people below all rush to bail me out. I am above the law of the average citizen! Man I ROCK! Did I mention I am the leader of 85,000 Bay area Natives?
Yeah, lets flaunt the fact that Berkeley is “Berserkley.” I love the fact I am damaging the image of the city I live in. What I love more than anything though, is the fact all of these people are out here fighting to protect my great views of the San Francisco Bay. I moved into my house shortly after the end of the free speech movement. I knew then the football team was going to be a problem for my posh living arrangement. I just had no idea anyone would actually care about stupid jocks. We are so much better than the stupid jocks. They are after all, just stupid jocks! SEND THEM OFF TO OAKLAND NOW!
This must be that student rally they are always telling us about. Yeah man, you definitely have the support of all the students. From the looks of it you haven’t been able to graduate in over 50 years. Shouldn't you be worried about your studies more than protecting rich peoples property?
You just wait and see, one of these idiots is going to fall. And guess what their first move will be? Never short of a legal team, they will immediately sue the University. Just wait and see, I almost guarantee it!
Hi there! I am one of the MANY student protesters tacking part in this effort to save the oldest forest in recorded history. If we don’t save this place, there will be like, no other trees anywhere! Oh by the way, I love to pose for pictures! More wonderful photos of these dedicated professional protesters to come…
2 comments:
Very nice piece. Keep up the attack on these morons!
Biased and baseless post. Have you actually seen these protests? Most of the people are in fact young, student-age people.
I've never seen any rhetoric suggesting that they hate jocks - only that the university's emphasis on building athletic facilities should not trump other concerns.
Before you start branding others as extremists, it might be wise to pull the plank out of your own eye...
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